Category:Player Characters

Garret Thorngage
Now, this is a story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute

Just sit right there

I'll tell you how I became an adventurer in Valinor Air

In west Halflingville born and raised

Hustlin' on the streets was where I spent most of my days

Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool

And robbin' other halflings at the halfling school

When a couple of dwarves who were up to no good

Started making trouble in my neighborhood

I shanked them in their bellies and my mom got scared

She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Val Air

I begged and pleaded with her day after day

But she packed my sack and sent me on my way

She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ball bearings.

I put my hood on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad

Drinking orc blood out of a elven glass.

Is this what the people of Val-Air living like?

Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that

Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?

I don't think so I'll see when I get there

I hope they're prepared for the prince of Val-Air

Well, the wagon got there and when I came out

There was a dude who looked like a Paladin standing there with my name out

I ain't trying to get arrested yet

I just got here

I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a horse and when it came near

The saddle said "fresh" and it gave me a cheer

If anything I could say that this horse was rare

But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Val Air'

I pulled up to the bar about 7 or 8

And I yelled to the horse 'Yo horse smell ya later'

I looked at my kingdom

I was finally there

To sit on my throne as the Prince of Val Air